coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom